The Many Faces of Homer

The Many Faces of Homer Home Page

This is a web site that is all about Homer J. Simpson

homer j simpson was born and in the delivery room had a pizza in his hand for some reason. Homer started school when he was 5 and his father told him if a strange man asks him to get in the car take it because its a free ride. when homer was 6 he made up a new game in which he shoves crayons up his noes, later revieling that one gets stuck, this is the cause of his stupidity. when he was nine his mom ran away to get away from the law. when he is 12 he finds a dead body in their favorite swimming hole. when he is 13 he learns about the birds and the bees by watching 2 monkeys at the zoo thinking that they are trying to kill each other when he is 17 he starts drinking on a daily basis he covers it up by telling abe he is strting a beer collection but there are 6 that are full just in case of an emergency. at 18 he meets marge and falls in love. when he is 21 him and barney apear on the bong show and recieve alot of bongs. when he and marge find out shes pregnant they mary and homer trys to find a job at the gulp and blow a police dog trainer a knife sales man and finally a job at the power plant( this changes every ones lives in springfield. when he is 28 he starts a band thing called the B sharps. when he is 31 he buys lisa her saxophone. when he is 35 maggie is born. and when he is 36, well theres just to much to say.

Jameson Woods

Mr. Petherick

Block D

9-19-05

The U.S Constitution was an important document through out American history. It stated things about what people’s rights were and about congress and the president and things like that. Some examples are Elections and meetings, the president, civilian power over military, Cabinet, Pardon Power and Appointments, new states, right to bear arms, the power to vote and citizenship rights. Since the U.S constitution has been written, people have had many more rights.

The U.S Constitution, in my mind, does not really matter to me. The reason being is that, really, I do not get what it is saying. Since it was written in the late 1700s it has a lot of long, confusing, difficult hard to read words. And I get what the amendments are but I don’t get what the thing that explains it. So I can not understand it, My brain does not work that way no matter how hard I try. So if I don’t get something, I don’t like, I don’t do it or it doesn’t mean anything to me. Though the U.S Constitution is an Important American document, it does 9not mean any thing to me.

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The many faces of homer